Here’s the disguise I’ll be wearing! (Obviously I’ve doctored the photo to protect my identity!)
(Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 8:30 PM, SW Campus Parking Lot)
Hey Adjunct-Person!!! Did you not get rehired this Spring semester because of “cutbacks”? I DIDN’T!!! Are you sick and tired of having no benefits and crappy pay? I AM!!! I mean I was when they did hire me. Anyway . . . I’m not going to take it anymore, and you shouldn’t either!!!
On Tuesday, February 10th,, around 9 pm, when Goose-EGG U’s president, various administrators, and full-time faculty leave their big Winter Carnival social, we, adjuncts, will be stationed at the entrance/exit of the southwest campus parking lot. As the untaxed tea drives out of the lot, we’ll plaster their fancy-schmancy cars with dozen upon dozens of rotten, stinky eggs! Rotten Chicken Eggs for Rotten Goose Eggs! No need to bring your own eggs. I’ll have plenty. But please wear a disguise and be prepared to run. (For ideas on a disguise, please see my picture above.) See you there!!!! —Anonymous Adjunct Tea Partier!!! (posted, January 12, 2009, 1:35 PM)
“Comments”
Posted January 12, 2009, 1:45 PM:
Super-Adjunct, man, this is awesome. Count me in!—Another “Anonymous” Adjunct
Posted January 12, 2009, 1:49 PM:
Super-Adjunct didn’t post this blog! Why would you think that? This is Anonymous Adjunct Tea Partier!!! —Anonymous Adjunct Tea Partier!!!
Posted January 12, 2009, 2:06 PM:
Whoa. Sorry, Anonymous Adjunct Partier! Ha ha! LOL! BTW shouldn’t it be called an Adjunct Egg Party? I don’t get the tea thing.—Another “Anonymous” Adjunct
Posted January 12, 2009, 2:14 PM:
The rich administrators and full-time faculty are, of course, Goose Egg U’s “tea.” But our Boston Harbor? At first I thought we could throw a couple of them into that poor excuse for a pond across from the student union. But it’s probably difficult (and extremely illegal) to throw live human beings against their will into what is now freezing cold water. Plus, what if the pond’s frozen over? So I came up with the egg alternative.—Anonymous Adjunct Tea Partier!!!
Posted January 12, 2009, 2:17 PM:
I can’t believe you lied to me about those eggs. A physics’ experiment?! You can believe Dad and I will never trust you again. (And don’t think you can camp at the farm any time soon! You just blew that one, mister!) I’ll give you thirty minutes to take down this stupid blog. And then you better call me with a good explanation! (Did you think I wouldn’t get this? I’m on the adjunct email list too!)
—cherylc@gooseeggu.us.com.org.net
(Don’t say I didn’t warn you.)
SUPER-ADJUNCT IS THE GUY WHO PUT THIS STUPID SELF-INCRIMINATING BLOG UP. (I SHOULD KNOW I TOOK THAT PICTURE OF HIM!) PLEASE GO ARREST HIM!!! AND HE DID GET HIRED THIS SEMESTER AT THE LAST MINUTE! THREE CLASSES! AGAIN I SHOULD KNOW, I PUT THE PAPERWORK THROUGH AT THE DEPARTMENT OFFICE. —cherylc@gooseeggu.us.com.org.net
Posted January 12, 2009, 2:53 PM:
Hey Everybody! This was just a little joke! A hoax! Kidding! There’s no rotten egg or tea party! And that innocent, all around good guy, Super-Adjunct wasn’t involved with this. NOT AT ALL!!! I don’t know how I got that picture. Plus I thought I’d doctored it enough. (Cheryl, hey, even though I am decidedly NOT Super-Adjunct, I am trying to take this down. But I can’t figure it out. Will you please help me? I’m just down the hall in the computer lab.)— Anonymous Adjunct Tea Partier!!!
Posted January 12, 2009, 3:08 PM:
Super-Adjunct (the guy who most definitely posted this blog): Did you really get 3 classes? You jerk! You know I only got one. We both agreed that if either of us got more classes, we’d give the extra one to whoever had less! Your very po’ed ex-friend, A. A. A. (Another Anonymous Adjunct)
Posted January 12, 2009, 3:32 PM:
Super-Adjunct, are you still on-line???? I was away from my desk. Next break I get I’m coming to the computer lab.—cherylc@gooseeggu.us.com.org.net
Posted January 12, 2009, 3:34 PM:
Great, Cheryl. But again, I am NOT, I repeat NOT, Super-Adjunct!—Anonymous Adjunct Tea Partier!!!
